I’ve climbed the highest mountain,
Dived down in the deepest sea,
Run with bulls around a fountain,
Swung like Tarzan from a tree.
I’ve jammed with Bono and Bieber,
Done recitals of Liszt and Mozart,
Gave sermons to many a believer,
Like Picasso, painted new age art.
I’ve done the big stunts of Kneivel,
Starred in many a Broadway show,
Fought in the UFC some call evil,
Won the grand slam twice in a row.
So take it from me this is all true
As I’ve lived it all through YouTube.