O, Jasper I’m so sorry for what I have done:
I surrendered you up to the local cattery,
I was selfish, thinking only of number one,
An act tantamount to assault and battery.
O, Jasper there is a void left in my heart,
I miss your licks, smooches, plaintive miaow,
That pat-the-ball game, it was so smart!
Our fun went on for hour after hour.
Jasper you ripped our lounge with no thought,
Spewed on our carpet, cried to break our sleep,
As arrogant as a model strutting the catwalk,
There is no way you could stay in our keep.
O, Jasper, who’s that in the cattery window
Smiling at me with a young lady cat in tow?