There's a catfish in the Bayou 
Just a-waitin' to be caught 
Squirming, wriggling, all to try you 
'Catch me, it won't amount to nought!' 

Now drop the line, it'll take the lure 
Feel the tug, it is ready to reel 
Delicious fish on the table for sure 
Oh, all you are, is a slimy, old eel! 

Your looks, your words, are so alluring 
Online your beauty looks so real 
I think our love could be enduring 
Oh, all you are, is a slimy old eel! 

So, do you really think I'm me? 
Two can play this game, you'll see.

© Neil Dufty