I’ve got one hand on the button,
The other hand on my heart,
For fame, I am such a glutton,
But trust me, I’m making a start.
Anyone annoying, I’ll surely defeat,
For me you’ll continue to be rootin’,
Just follow me, my friends, as I tweet
(I like bootscootin’ with Vladimir Putin).
And to those who think I am crazy,
Remember I’m building a wall, so tall,
We’ll be great again, not anymore hazy,
You all voted for me to stop the fall.
Back to the button, if they raise my ire,
All I can say to them is: You’re fired!