I’ve got one hand on the button,

The other hand on my heart,

For fame, I am such a glutton,

But trust me, I’m making a start.

 

Anyone annoying, I’ll surely defeat,

For me you’ll continue to be rootin’,

Just follow me, my friends, as I tweet

(I like bootscootin’ with Vladimir Putin).

 

And to those who think I am crazy,

Remember I’m building a wall, so tall,

We’ll be great again, not anymore hazy,

You all voted for me to stop the fall.

 

Back to the button, if they raise my ire,

All I can say to them is: You’re fired!